It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 4 - 8.
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Girls Whose Heads Are Spinning
These girls have the spins, probably because they've been running circles around our hearts all day. Sorry, we'll show ourselves out...
Meet Maxim Cover Girl Danielle Fishel!
Topanga is back, and she is even more smoking hot than she was when you were 15. T.G.I.F.!
1 on 1 Sports: The Shaq Attack
Shaquille O'Neal teaches Maxim hottie Aja how to Booty-Bump in this original video.
11 Video Games We Need Movie Adaptations Of
How can there be 74 Twilight movies and zero Halo movies? Get on it, Hollywood.
Suicide Girls: The Book
It's the best kind of book: one that's mostly pictures. Sexy pictures!
We Tear Through France in the New Mercedes You Can Actually Afford
Maxim goes to Provence, France, to test drive the new $30K Mercedes CLA on some annoyingly condescending French roads.
Girls Who Are Ready for Battle
These ladies are armed, dangerous, and making eyes at us. Kind of like North Korea.
The 20 Most Insane Half-Court Shots
This roundup of insane clips will leave you asking, "HOW DID THAT BALL GO IN?!"—and then struggling not to make a "that's what she said" joke.
Jim Jeffries Talks Bull Testicles, Machete Attacks, and On-Set Boners
And some other stuff that could never be as interesting as any of those topics.
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