It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of April 1-5.
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Girls Who Straddle the Line...And Pretty Much Everything Else
Note to self: Figure out a way to trade places with Katy Perry's chair, stat.
Game of Thrones Recap (By Someone Who's Never Seen Game of Thrones Before)
Dragons! Severed Heads! Boobs! A wee man! Our lone reviewer had no idea what this show was about, but he loved it!
DJ Jazzy Jeff Talks JFK Conspiracies and Big Belgian Lemons
We covered a lot of ground in our interview with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star. (And before you ask, no, parents still don't understand).
Quiz: Are You a Dinosaur?
Probably not, since dinosaurs generally don't read Maxim, and also are extinct. But shut up, it's the weekend!
One Round with Carmelo Anthony
We're pretty sure our interview is the reason why everyone is talking about Melo this week. Wait, he scored 50 fucking points?
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