It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of April 29 – May 3.
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Girls Who Are Distracted
To be fair, if we looked as good as these ladies, we’d constantly be distracted, too.
Hey, Amanda Bynes, Listen To Your Own Advice!
When the actress appeared on our cover 3 years ago, she said some things that she might do well to remember before she composes any more Tweets about her hoo-ha.
4 Reasons May is Going to Be the Best Month Ever!
Arrested Development! Daft Punk! NBA Playoffs! Star Trek Into the Darkness! Oh, and also, it’s basically the only month where we don’t have to worry about either freezing or melting every time we go outside, so that’s nice.
3 Meatily Delicious Cinco de Mayo Recipes
Because you’re going to need something to soak up the unspeakable amount of booze you’ll be drinking. Plus, once you’ve surrendered your dignity to tequila, Chorizo Gravy Guacamole Loaded Nachos don't sound like such a bad idea.
The 5 Least Intimidating Supervillain Names
Iron Man’s latest foe, The Mandarin, is named after a squishy fruit, but that’s not even as bad as Paste-Pot Pete – who sounds more likely to brush your teeth than knock them out – or the Rainbow Raider, whose name instills about as much fear as a box of Crayolas.
Video: Maxim vs. Floyd Mayweather
Direct from Vegas, our own Aja Dang chats with the boxing legend about this weekend’s fight against Guerrero. “Maxim is a hot magazine, keep up the good work, and keep showing the hot ladies,” says Mayweather. We’ll do our best.
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