The SNL-er and star of the sick new animated series Chozen is going six feet under.
How do you want to go?
I would like to implode somehow.
And what’s your loudmouthed Saturday Night Live character Anthony Crispino’s version of how you died?
“So, uh…you hear about this thing, though? That guy Artie Lange from MADtv passed away!”
Do you have any deathbed confessions?
I may or may not have robbed over 42 banks.
When you arrive at the pearly gates, would you rather be judged by God or Lorne Michaels?
I am not positive that they are different people.
Is your SNL character Ass Dan waiting for you in hell?
Nope. Ass Dan is going to live forev…Oops. He just passed away. So, yes. He is.
Who’d win in an afterlife fistfight: Chozen—the gay, white, ex-con rapper from your new show—or Drunk Uncle?
It’s hard to say. Chozen is strong and dumb, but Drunk Uncle feels no pain. It might be a draw.
What’s your last meal?
Peach Snapple and a human being!
While you were alive, what did you spend the most money on?
Props from the television show Lost.
Name one thing you’re glad you’ll never have to do on Earth again.
If you could come back and spy on one person who’s still alive, who would it be and why?
J. J. Abrams. For Star Wars spoilers.
What woman have you always wanted to go to bed with?
If you could choose any SNL alum, living or dead, to deliver your eulogy, who would it be?
Ellen Cleghorne. Or Bill Murray on Chris Farley’s shoulders.
What does Drunk Uncle say over your casket?
“Brrff…If you are in there, then how am I out here?!…Immigrants.”
Got any last words?
“Sorry, I imploded.”
Chozen airs Mondays at 10:30 p.m. on FX.
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