The 100 Ingredient Chili

If you want to win the Super Bowl, all you have to do is make the most epic chili in all the land.

Forget about the teams playing in the Big Gameif you want to win the Super Bowl, all you have to do is follow these steps for making the most epic chili in all the land. 

Step One: Make sure you have these ingredients.

1.            Ham


2.            Chicken


3.            Turkey


4.            Roast beef


5.            Bacon


6.            Sausage


7.            Tomato paste


8.            Tomato sauce


9.            Beef broth


10.          Chicken broth


11.          Kidney beans


12.          Cannellini beans


13.          Chipotle peppers


14.          Corn


15.          Black beans


16.          Celery


17.          Red peppers


18.          Green peppers


19.          Yellow peppers


20.          Orange peppers


21.          Red Habanero peppers


22.          Orange Habenero


23.          Chili Pepper


24.          Carrot


25.          Garlic


26.          Tomatoes


27.          Sriracha


28.          Cheddar cheese


29.          Pepper Jack cheese


30.          Gorgonzola cheese


31.          Sheep’s Milk grated cheese


32.          Parmesan cheese


33.          Cream cheese


34.          Sour cream


35.          Peanut butter


36.          Hershey’s kisses


37.          French fries


38.          Noodles


39.          Wasabi peas


40.          Salt


41.          UTZ potato chips


42.          Fritos


43.          Tortilla chips


44.          Tabasco Pepper Sauce


45.          Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce


46.          Tabasco Family Reserve Sauce


47.          Tabasco Buffalo style pepper sauce


48.          Grey poupon


49.          Salsa Verde


50.          Balsamic vinegar

[pagebreak]51.          Chives


52.          Cinnamon


53.          McCormick’s Sweet ‘n salty Southwest seasoning


54.          Bacon salt


55.          Nuit en Enfer


56.          McCormick’s Southwest Seasoning


57.          Smoked paprika


58.          Sage


59.          Coriander


60.          Ground mustard


61.          Parsley flakes


62.          Cloves


63.          Cayenne pepper


64.          Umami dust


65.          Crushed red pepper


66.          Taco seasoning


67.          Ground cumin


68.          Tarragon leaves


69.          Old Bay


70.          Sugar


71.          Black Pepper


72.          Soy Sauce


73.          Oregano


74.          Vanilla extract


75.          Heavy cream


76.          Pickle Brine


77.          Chili powder


78.          Newcastle Brown Ale


79.          Bitters


80.          Titan IPA


81.          Tequila


82.          Glenfiddich Scotch Whiskey


83.          Sriracha Bitters


84.          Alibi Whiskey


85.          Captain Morgan Black


86.          Root Alcohol


87.          Water


88.          Coffee


89.          Bourbon


90.          Jagermeister


91.          Red Onion


92.          White onion


93.          Boiler Onion


94.          Garlic


95.          Jalapeno pepper


96.          Red Jalapeno pepper


97.          Chipotle peppers


98.          Adobo sauce


99.          Green Beans


100.        Thai Chili

Did ya get all that? On to Step Two….

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Step Two: Prep your veggies, meat, and canned ingredients.


Step Three: Add all your veggies to the crock pot. Put your crock pot on high. 


Step Four: Put everything else together. And with vigor. (Having a bucket helps.)

Tomatoes and tomato sauce should be your base. 

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Beer really helps. (What else is new?)

Don’t forget the yummy bitters. 



Keep it meaty. 

And spicy.

[pagebreak]Step Five: Take it from bucket to crock pot, and let it cook for a few hours or until your space smells GLORIOUS.

Step Six: When it looks like this, you can probably eat it. 

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Step Seven: Add your garnishes and enjoy. You just won the Super Bowl. 

YUM. Tastes like a victory to us. No, really, it’s pretty good! 

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Cameron Berkman