Some Guy Made Things Real Awkward With a Fake Boner at the Gym
Don’t look it in the eye.
There’s nothing more frightening than the rise of an erection at the most inopportune of times. Unless in the vicinity of a loved one, or if you’re spending some quality one-on-one time with yourself, the bad timing of a boner could turn into a serious mood killer. Unless you’re trying to maneuver a ‘Buffalo Bill,’ it’s not so easy to break down your tent when you’re in public… especially at the gym. Surrounded by weightlifting meatheads and ladies in sheer leggings, a chub while doing your cardio is a surefire way to get a membership revoked.
Curious about the madness that would ensue, a new video from the absurdly-named AverageBroTV chronicles a dude getting his swole on with a seriously huge (fake) erection. It’s only after his first bench press that his spotters start to freak out and would rather let him struggle than get invited to that raging party in his pants. Most laughed it off, some moved away, and the occasional bro got angry. Watch for yourself below, and just remember that if the situation arises for you, think unhappy thoughts and never, ever go in the sauna.
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