Take this group of youngsters at a zoo in Michigan, who reacted with glee when they witnessed a giant grizzly bear take a massive dump before their juvenile eyes.
The best part of the video is that the bear turns his hind quarters towards the children before dropping timber, almost as if the bear knew it was showtime.
"The bear backed up to the glass and pooped right at my daughter's feet! The kids started screaming laughing," wrote the dad who posted the video to Facebook.
"He definitely did this on purpose."
Idea: zoos should start charging visitors for literal shit shows to boost profits.