Watch Blake Shelton Read Hilariously Mean Tweets About Being Named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’
“Blake Shelton is sexy if you like a guy who is always about to lean in and tell you about a hearty, healthy, American dog food.”
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) November 16, 2017
Every year, People Magazine crowns one lucky celebrity the “Sexiest Man Alive,” and they’re usually all justifiably hot. Past winners were Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, soccer legend David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum…like I said, all hot.
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) November 15, 2017
Why? I don’t know. Nobody knows. Some might argue that whoever’s in charge at People did eeny meeny miny moe with a bunch of names, or picked a name out of a hat and just went with it, or something.
That said, when news broke that 2017’s Sexiest Man Alive was Blake Shelton, a lot of confused individuals took to Twitter to voice their opinions on how un-sexy they think he is, and then Blake was like “OK, OK, I hear y’all loud and clear” and recorded a video of himself reading off some (hilariously) mean tweets, Jimmy Kimmel-style.
“Blake Shelton looks like the dad in a drug commercial where they list off the side effects at the end while you watch him build a birdhouse.”
That is spot. on. And really funny. Sorry, Blake.
Here are some other merciless tweets about 2017’s Sexiest Man Alive:
what is a Blake Shelton, it sounds like a breed of miniature horse
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton is about as sexy as a pile of wet cardboard.
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) November 15, 2017
I didn't kiss a woman until I was 21 and I very recently cried to a Thor comic, but I still consider myself sexier than Blake Shelton.
— Jeff Loveness (@JeffLoveness) November 15, 2017
all you ladies upset at Blake Shelton but I bet if he approached you at a Waffle House and asked if you wanted to go back to his RV and check out his collection of bottle caps you'd totally say yes
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 15, 2017
And lastly, this whole debacle wouldn’t be complete without some words of wisdom from other celebs, like Hugh Jackman…
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) November 15, 2017
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 16, 2017
And lastly, Sir Patrick Stewart.
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) November 17, 2017