“I’ll just be walking down the street with my wife and they’ll just say, ‘Hey, Billy Bitch Tits! Hey, the Pats suck!’ And I’ll be like, ‘Hey, thank you! Thanks for listening to the podcast.’”
“I have not read a clock like this since elementary school.”
“He may have wrestled Dagestani bears, but he has never wrestled an Irish gorilla.”
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