The Daily Heat Index: Amy Schumer is “More Successful, Skinnier, and Humbler” in New SNL Promos

Plus, X-Files releases their new/old credits, and we watch a man laugh after a baby shark attacks.

Here’s your daily dose of what’s heating up the internet:

We Want to Be Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer has had an incredible year. Coming off of Trainwreck‘s high, the successful comedian went on to win her very first Emmy and sign an outrageously large book deal. As if life couldn’t get any better, Schumer is now set to host SNL this weekend with musical guest, The Weeknd. Partnering with Trainwreck co-star Vanessa Bayer, the pair’s back-and-forth banter for SNL‘s new promos is enough to keep you cheesing all the way until the last punchline. When should the petition start for  #Schumer/Bayer Golden Globes 2016?

No Pain, No Gain

Sometimes, the internet gives you beautiful gifts. Today, it comes in the form of a man who is clearly so drunk that when this shark takes a chunk out of his arm, he simply laughs. Shake it off, indeed, sir.

The Truth Has Stayed the Same 

The world premiere of the X-Files reboot episode screened on Tuesday night and great news folks: the credits are exactly the same.