Watch Ireland Baldwin Totally Skewer Her Dad Alec Baldwin's 'Thoughtless Little Pig' Rant At His Celebrity Roast

"I’m 6’2,″ and I would kick his ass."
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Entertainment Tonight just dropped a teaser for Spike TV's upcoming roast special, One Night Only: Alec Baldwin, and it features the outspoken actor's model daughter, Ireland, opening up a can of verbal whoop-ass on her pops.

Using her dad's infamous voicemail rant in which he called her a "rude, thoughtless, little pig" as a jumping-off point, Ireland finally uses Alec's swinish rant against him.

Alec and Ireland Baldwin

"I’m here to roast this big old ham I call my father. Speaking of pigs... some of you may remember me as that thoughtless little pig you read about."

"That was a decade ago, and my dad and I are in a much better place now. He would never say something like that... because I’m 6’2,″ and I would kick his ass." 

Damn straight! The clip ends there, but Ireland continues

“The truth is, that whole awful period nearly killed him emotionally. I wouldn’t see my dad that upset ever again…until I showed him my first tattoo. Okay, my second tattoo. I couldn’t show him where I got the first one.”

Hey now! Of course, the 21-year-old model and her 30 Rock star dad are on much better terms these days. They even have a sense of humor about the their phone call fiasco. 

Plus, how could Alec possibly stay mad at this beauty? 

The star-studded roast dais also includes Robert De Niro, Julianne Moore, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, Daniel Baldwin, Jane Curtin, Kristen Wiig, and Kate McKinnon. Even Bill Clinton gets in on the action. 

One Night Only: Alec Baldwin premieres Sunday, July 9 at 9 p.m. ET on Spike.  

h/t: Bro Bible