Maxim’s Best Bits [10/21-10/25]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of October 21.

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Ravishing Raven-Haired Girls

These sultry, raven-haired beauties prove that blondes aren’t the only fun ones.

The 6 Most Molested Statues In The World

Some people just can’t keep their hands to themselves. Or other body parts, for that matter.

When It Comes to Cell Phones, There’s a Maxim Model For That

If your mobile was a woman, what kind of woman would she be? Maxim investigates.

4 Gross Things You Didn’t Know About Hedgehogs

Sonic: The Lost World is out this week, but will the blue spiky one do any of this stuff in his new video game? We really hope not.

Carmelo Anthony is Ready for the Brooklyn Nets Rivalry

The Knicks’ small forward talks his offseason training routine and playing alongside Metta World Peace.

Get Excited, Kids! There’s A Chairman Mao Cartoon In The Works!

Wait, did we say “excited?” We meant “executed.”

10 Movies That Make Prison Look Like an Awesome Place

Not going to lie: We would not want to be in the jail from Escape Plan. One of these, though…that might be alright.

This Is What Happens When You Let Maxim Loose In The Taco Bell Test Kitchen

We created a mouthful with the Flamin’ Hot Triple Taco Maximstravaganza.

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