Maxim’s Best Bits [10/28-11/1]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of October 28.

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Girls with Treats

Try not to get a cavity.

Vote For Your 2014 Hometown Hotties Winner!

Check out new photos of the Finalists and don’t forget to vote for your 2014 Hometown Hottie Champion!

Putin Accused of Spying at the G20 Summit, So Let’s Remember Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

She can spy on us anytime she likes.

Trailer Breakdown: X-Men: Days Of Future Past

What exactly is happening in this huge, time-travel-y trailer? Let’s find out!

Spew-seums: 4 Museums That Will Make You Puke

Because culture can be disgusting, too.

Chucky From Child’s Play Answers Your Questions!

Can he make it through our interview without killing the host – or worse, soiling his diaper?

Arkham Origins Made Us Realize Batman Is Actually Santa Claus

Nine reasons Santa’s making a list, checking it twice, then punching a clown in the face.

Apparently New Yorkers Aren’t Wearing Condoms – Here Are 5 Reasons Why They Should

Exhibit A: Chris Brown.

Remembering Lou Reed, The Toughest Interview Of My Life

A look back on the rock legend who passed away over the weekend.

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