Maxim’s Best Bits [1/13–1/17]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of January 13.

Photographed for Maxim by Yu Tsai | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2014

Girls Who Won Things

It’s red carpet season! Let’s celebrate the award-winning ladies of Maxim!

Take A Peek Behind The Scenes Of Eva Longoria’s Sexy Maxim Cover Shoot

Yes, this is the best video you’ll see all day.

Interview: Comedian Neal Brennan

He co-wrote Half Baked, co-created Chappelle’s Show, and has a brand-new standup special. Get to know Neal Brennan.

Quiz: Which Are Names Of Boy Bands & Which Are Gay Pornos?

It’s the surprisingly difficult quiz that will also make you want to delete your Internet history!

Check Out The Topless Empire State Building Model’s Maxim Photos!

Say hello to Shelby Carter.

We Predict The Biggest Scandals of 2014

We prophesize the year in Leo, Kanye, the Pope, Obama, and more!

At One L.A. Gas Station, Robots Will Make Your Burrito

Our man on the West Coast takes the first-ever Burrito Box vending machine for a spin, and befriends a porn star in the process.

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