Maxim’s Best Bits [1/27–1/31]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of January 27.

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Singing Beauties

These sexy songstresses have the voice, and the looks to back it up.

Psychic Predicts How Puppy Bowl Will End

Spoiler: Always bet on Butterscotch.

The Rules Of Football Explained (With Stick Figures)

Did you accidentally invite a clueless foreigner to your Super Bowl party? Send them this and avoid spending the whole day explaining what the hell’s going on.

Rob Riggle’s Cold Weather Super Bowl Survival Guide

The comedian raided our office for useful items while watching football in a blizzard (or, in model Carina’s case, in her underwear).

Terry Bradshaw Talks Broncos vs. Seahawks & Miley Cyrus vs. Mike Ditka

We caught up with the NFL legend before the Big Game to talk Pepsi’s Grammy halftime show and his predictions for Sunday.

These 7 (Completely Stupid) Omens Point To A Seahawks Victory This Weekend

If you can’t trust a manatee, Rob Ford, and some cupcakes to predict the Super Bowl, who can you trust?

How to Talk to Your Hippie Uncle About Pete Seeger’s Death

This won’t be easy for the poor guy, so please follow these five simple steps.

Leonardo DiCaprio Dies at the End

…Of basically every movie he’s ever been in.

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