Maxim’s Best Bits [7/29-8/2]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of July 29.

Photographed for Maxim by Stephan Wurth | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

Ronda Rousey: Maxim’s September Cover Girl

Our latest cover model could probably beat the shit out of us if she wanted to, but luckily, she let us take these sexy pictures instead.

5 Things Every Man Should Learn from a Hippopotamus

Because, naturally.

Mackenzie Rosman

7th Heaven’s Ruthie Camden is all grown up. And holy shit. (Get it? Holy? Because she played the daughter of a preacher? We’re hilarious.)

Interview: Demetri Martin

The comedian talks about starring opposite Lake Bell in In A World…, dropping out of law school, and gorilla suits (don’t overthink it).

5 Things We Used to Think Were Good For Us

Tobacco enema, anyone?

30 Fake Names for Anthony Weiner To Use in His Next Sexting Scandal

Because the cock—er, cat, is out of the bag on “Carlos Danger.”

Meet Your 2014 Hometown Hotties Semifinalists!

Your prayers have been answered, good sir.

More of Maxim’s Best Bits:

Maxim’s Best Bits: July 22-July 26

Maxim’s Best Bits: July 15-July 19