Maxim’s Best Bits [8/19-8/23]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of August 19.

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Girls with Red Nails

Because their nails are totally what we’re looking at.

Super Sweet Pot-Smoking Technology

Helping you get blunted…digitally.

10 Kickass Pairs of Headphones

If you’re not listening to your music on one of these, you’re doing it wrong.

Elmore Leonard: A Tribute to the Late, Great Crime Novelist

Author Lorenzo Carcaterra reflects on the life of his friend, the legendary writer Elmore Leonard.

Interview: WWE Legend Chris Jericho

On sex robots, the WWE, and “Jizzing it up, bro.”

A Survivor’s Guide to Crapping Your Pants in Public

This, too, shall pass. But first, things are gonna get really, really weird.

The Many Faces of Saints Row

We’re gearing up for Saints Row 4 with a look back at our favorite custom-characters from the game.

Interview: Carmelo Anthony

The Knicks’ leader talks charity, roasts, and the crosstown rivalry.

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Maxim’s Best Bits: August 12-August 16

Maxim’s Best Bits: August 5-August 9