Megan Fox Jokes She ‘Doesn’t Exercise’ In IG Pic Showing Off Perfect Abs

“If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.”


Some of Megan Fox’s 20.3 million Instagram followers are missing her latest joke.

The immaculately in-shape model and Maxim Hot 100 “Hollywood Heartbreaker” flaunted her ripped abs and toned arms in neon green pants and a matching crop top as she stepped out for a recent concert by her beau Machine Gun Kelly.

As the New York Post points out, Fox quipped, “I don’t exercise” before quoting late comedienne Joan Rivers.

“If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

Kelly got in on the fun by dropping three diamond emojis in her comments, as others indicated that the joke flew right over their heads.

“Diamonds literally come from the ground…” one commenter replied, while another wrote, “Imagine not working out and having an 8 pack.”

“Says the chick that’s gone on and on about how much Pilates she’s done,” a third said. “SWERVE.”

Fox, a 36-year-old mother of three, has opened up about her workout regimen before. Less than six months after the birth of her second child in 2014, she was already back to peak physical form.

“I exercise really hard twice a week,” she told E! News at the time. She described a workout routine comprised of “bursts of cardio with really heavy weights” that left her “ass kicked.”

A strict diet is the other half of Fox’s secret to her perfect figure. She “cut out all bread and those sorts of carbohydrates. No crackers, no pretzels, no chips.” She also stays away from “anything unhealthy. The worst thing I put in my body is coffee once a day.”

“I don’t have a splurge food,” she added. “I either do something, or I don’t do it at all. And I’m doing this right now.”

So that pink frosted donut that appeared in her second most-recent Instagram drop was likely just for show. See that and more of Fox’s hottest recent IG posts below: