The Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Your mind is going to go numb listening to these guys drone on and on, so you might as well go numb the fun way.

Your mind is going to go numb listening to these guys drone on and on, so you might as well go numb the fun way.

Anytime Obama says, “Let me be clear”, do a shot of vodka




Anytime Romney says, “We shouldn’t apologize for America”, chug a domestic beer and crush it against your forehead




Anytime Obama over-pronounces Pakistan, do a shot while making that “eeeyeeeyeeyeeyeeyeeeee!” noise




Anytime either candidate says, “100% of Americans”, drink 47% of what is in your hand




If one of Romney’s hairs move, go have wild sex with the supermodel waiting on your doorstep (there is no way either of those things will happen, FYI.)

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Dan Bova