WATCH: What John Stamos Has to Say About the 'Full House' Porn Parody - Maxim

WATCH: What John Stamos Has to Say About the 'Full House' Porn Parody

Have mercy!
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(Photo: Lloyd Bishop / NBC / NBCU Photo Bank / Getty Images)

It's never good for a TV series when its porn parody gets as much buzz as the actual show. And you know things are even worse when one of the show’s stars talks about said porno on national television when he was supposed to be promoting the show.

On Thursday night’s Late Night with Seth Meyers, Fuller House star John Stamos brought up the porn parody that has collectively ruined our childhoods (How rude).

To come to John Stamos’s defense, the porno, aptly titled Full Holes, is pretty goddamn hilarious. Everyone’s childhood crush Becky Donaldson has been reimagined as Fucky Donaldson, Uncle Jessy was changed to Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gibbler became Kimmy Gobbler, Stephanie was altered to Stuffme, and DJ became BJ (That last one was too easy). We just wish the good folks over at PornHub left Michelle Tanner out of their spoof.

As for Stamos, he joked, “I binge watched that 40 times. You know how you’re supposed to binge watch these things?” He was likely just kidding, but we wouldn’t put anything past Uncle Jesse.

Despite a lukewarm critical reaction, Fuller House is a hit and has already been renewed for a second season, which means we’ll inventively get a Fuller Holes (Have mercy).