Woman With A Tool: Irwin Magnetic Box Beam Level

Take it to the next level with this tool modeled by Hometown Hottie Winner Dessie.

Take it to the next level with this tool modeled by 2013 Hometown Hottie Winner Dessie.

Did your last girlfriend dump your ass due to your crooked ways? Perhaps it’s time you invested in the 48-inch Irwin Tools 2550 Magnetic Box Beam Level. Its thick-walled, high-grade alu­minum frame and shock-absorbing rubber end caps will help you straighten out, for sure, and keep your lady from getting bent out of shape. This lightweight tool is truly on the level. (OK, think we’re out of puns now.) $90, amazon.com

Photos by Marley Kate | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013