How To Have Sex On A Plane

Give your special lady a bumpy ride at 35,000 feet.

Give your special lady a bumpy ride at 35,000 feet.


1. Have your girlfriend go to the rest room first, wait five minutes, and then, if there’s no line, sneak in after her. People will be knocking on the door soon enough, so be prepared for a quickie. You can handle that, right?


2. Sit on the (closed!) toilet seat and have sex with her sitting on top of you. That way if there’s turbulence, you’re less likely to fall over or accidentally turn the sink on with your ass. 


3. Exit together, pretending one of you is sick. If accused, deny everything and claim you were just being a helpful partner (which you were!). Return to your seat, get 

a cocktail, and take in an episode of According to Jim. Hilarious! 

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