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These 7 Sexy Superfoods Are Guaranteed To Make You Better in Bed

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Listen up, gentlemen! I have great news--there are certain magical foods out there that will totally make you better in bed, so you might want read on, because this is important. 

According to Charlie Turner and Lee Foster, the founders of Neat Nutrition, there are seven different superfoods you should definitely eat to fuel your manhood and give yourself a massive boost down low, so that you can be a superstar in bed and really blow her mind. 

Ready? Let’s begin.

The number one food that supercharges your sex drive…are fistfuls of Cheetos. Ha, just kidding. Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

Now let’s begin.

1. Dark chocolate


First off, dark chocolate increases your levels of serotonin and dopamine, which are the neurotransmitters responsible for making you feel happy, sexy, and in the mood.

Plus, certain compounds in dark chocolate increase blood flow by relaxing blood vessels, which is essential for extra hard boners. With that said, dark chocolate is your friend, and you should eat some right now. 

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2. Nuts


Breaking news: Nuts are good for your nuts. Haha. Really, though. They are.

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Almonds, Brazil nuts, walnuts, and peanuts are all thought to boost libido and kick impotence to the curb, all thanks to the hormone-regulating components they contain.

So, next time you’re feeling a little peckish, just reach for a handful of nuts. Your dick will thank you. Trust. 

3. Garlic


Sure, eating garlic will make your breath smell like death, but it’s a small price to pay for a well working penis.

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Garlic contains high levels of the organosulfur compound allicin, which has tons of health benefits, like antibacterial, antifungal, and antiviral properties. But that’s not what we’re interested in right now.

We’re only interested in the fact that allicin increases blood flow, which, again, is great news for your boner. The greater the blood flow, the harder the bone. Nice.

4. Broccoli and celery


First of all, celery contains a fair amount of the hormone androsterone, which is also found in sweat, and turns women on. So I guess it’s kind of like musk. Mmm.

Next, broccoli helps remove excess estrogen, which, as you already know, is the female hormone that makes women feminine. When you get rid of excess estrogen, your testosterone peeks through even more, shooting your sex drive through the roof.

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Ahh, if only all those vegetable hating children out there knew what they were missing.

5. Fish


Fish contains high levels of Vitamin B, which is really, really good for your penis.

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Vitamin B3 is responsible for anaerobic metabolism, which deals with increasing blood flow (again with the blood flow), and vitamin B6 regulates your levels of prolactin, which is the hormone that makes sex wonderfully enjoyable.

6. Oats


According to researchers at the San Francisco Insititute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality, men who included oats in their daily diet for just 8 weeks had industrial strength sex drives, compared to dudes who didn’t eat oats.

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Why? Well, simply put, oats increase the amount of testosterone in your bloodstream, which makes you horny. You know, because testosterone is the horny hormone.

7. Whey protein

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Who knew the stuff in protein shakes would be good for your sex life? Yeah, apparently, whey-rich protein is essential for testosterone production, which means you should probably keep some dark chocolate protein powder next to your bed, and eat a dry scoopful before, during, and after sex. Maybe even offer some to your girl.

Just kidding. Don’t do that.

H/T: New York Post