This Couples’ Sex Toy Comes With Break-Up Insurance

Oh, and it’s 24 karat gold.

These days, it seems like anything with batteries in the bedroom has a gimmick. Whether it’s a twerking butt or an Apple Watch-controlled vibrator, today’s discerning consumer won’t be satisfied unless their products fill a very particular, er… niche.

Rising to that occasion is Tiani from LELO, a couples’ massager that comes coated with 24-karat gold and boasting a very unique insurance policy. If you and your significant other break up within 12 months of buying it, you get a refund in the form of store credit, so you can purchase something to use solo instead. Which is a relief, when you consider the $200 price tag. 

But as a lucky early tester of this sleek little baby, I’ll say anyone using it will probably be too busy having sex to break up. The gold warms up to a very pleasing temperature when combined with body heat, and the remote can be controlled by a partner for surprising and unpredictable results. If you’re into that kind of thing.

(I am. I’m into that kind of thing.)

Photos by LELO