This Instagram Page Figured Out a Genius Way to #FreeTheNipple Without Getting Banned

“Men are allowed to show their nipples, women’s get banned. Let’s change this policy!”

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Thanks to Instagram’s Community Guidelines, countless accounts keep getting deleted for “inappropriate content,” because if there happens to be a little bit of nipple somewhere in the picture, Instagram is all “Ew, nipples,” and suspends the page, because nipples are banned on Instagram.

Wait, let me rephrase: women’s nipples are banned. Men’s nips are A-OK. The strict no-nipple policy only applies to the ladies. Shame.

Sadly, Instagram even suspended Rihanna’s account a while ago after she posted a topless picture of herself on the cover of Lui magazine, as well as a handful of other celebs, including Miley Cyrus, Scout Willis, and Chelsea Handler. Yeah, sucks.

This whole “Put your nipples away, ladies” thing obviously pissed off a lot, nay, the majority of people, which led to the creation of the Instagram account ‘Genderless Nipples.’

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The account posts an up-close and personal picture of a nipple every few days, and since the photos are literally just a nipple without any other context, save for an inspirational quote as the caption, Instagram can’t delete the post or suspend the account since nobody can tell if it’s a dude or a woman’s nip.

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But due to the nature of the account and the reason for its creation, I’m going to go ahead and assume most of the nipples belong to women. 

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Anyway, congratulations, Genderless Nipples, you’ve successfully managed to override Instagram’s no-nipple policy.

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“Men are allowed to show their nipples, women’s get banned. Support ALL genders! Let’s change this policy!” the accounts bio reads, making a lot of people pump their fists and think to themselves, “Fight the power.

Genderless Nipples is the next hot thing to join the “Free the Nipple” movement, which has a lot of supporters already, including some famous faces (or nipples?), such as: 

Kendall Jenner…

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 Miley Cyrus…

Rihanna…

And Scout Willis, obviously. 

And so, let me end with some inspiring parting words — free the nipple, my friends, and enjoy this video of Nina Agdal *almost* freeing the nipple. Almost.

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H/T: UNILAD

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Zeynep Yenisey