Floyd Mayweather Is Training Soulja Boy To Beat Down Chris Brown
We’re definitely in Floyd’s corner for this fight.
Soulja Boy and Chris Brown, two musicians you probably haven’t cared about in years, apparently hate each other.
Their ongoing feud has got something to do with a woman, of course (Brown’s ex Karrueche Tran), and it’s played out in recent weeks over social media, of course. If you care about the minor details of this beef, you can catch up with it all here, but really, they don’t matter.
All that matters is that they’re supposedly going to have a charity boxing match to settle this and Floyd Mayweather is training Soulja Boy.
All of this comes with a an all-caps ALLEGEDLY, because who the hell knows if it will really happen. But there’s already a hastily mocked up fight poster, so who knows. Maybe!
If this does somehow actually happen, it won’t be hard to pick a favorite. Chris Brown deserves every beating coming his way, even if it’s from the dude who recorded one of the worst rap verses of all time.
Let’s just hope that Mayweather has a lot of time to spend with Soulja Boy. Dude’s got arms like asparagus.