All Articles

December 12, 2014
America has made progress over the last twenty years, but honesty still isn’t our policy.
November 28, 2014
The first experience is everything.
November 18, 2014
You may admire and appreciate her nether regions, but it’s hard to talk about them without sounding like a creep.…
November 13, 2014
Be a gentleman and defray the cost of the co-pay.
November 12, 2014
After several million years of intimacy, humanity and pubic lice are splitting up.
November 6, 2014
She was the one.
November 6, 2014
And the author should know - she is one.
November 5, 2014
She doesn’t want a photo, but if you’re going to send one anyway it might as well be beautiful.
October 20, 2014
Hint: Good looks and a decent credit score.
October 20, 2014
We asked a veteran waitress in the sky how to score a free tiny bottle of Dewars... and maybe a…