“The League’s” Maxim Cover Girl Fantasy Draft

The funniest people in Fantasy Football pick a different kind of Fantasy team.



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Tuck your fear-boners into your waistband, holster your nagintas, turn off (turn around?) your MyFace pages, and pay attention, because the Fantasy Football pros who are the cast of The League have graced us with their picks. No, not their Fantasy Football picks. The cast has taken all the beauties to ever grace Maxim’s cover and carved their own teams out of the hottest ladies in the land, and we’re sharing them with you. Drink it in, shitsippers. 

Round 1


3-Pete – Fergie


The Fighting McArthurs – Jessica Alba


Fear Boners – JWoww


Password is Taco – Lindsay Lohan


Double Ent-Andres – Anna Kournikova


Lady McArthurs – Beyonce

Round 2


Lady McArthurs – Hilary Duff


Double Ent-Andres – Eva Longoria


Password is Taco – Shakira


Fear Boners – Tyra Banks


The Fighting McArthurs – Elisha Cuthbert


3-Pete – Lucy Lawless

Round 3


3-Pete – Carmen Electra


The Fighting McArthurs – Eliza Dushku


Fear Boners – Shannon Elizabeth


Password is Taco – Alice Eve


Double Ent-Andres – Bar Refaeli


Lady McArthurs – Amanda Bynes

Round 4

Lady McArthurs – Megan Fox


Double Ent-Andres – Pamela Anderson


Password is Taco – Amber Heard


Fear Boners – Kelly Monaco


The Fighting McArthurs – Audrina Patridge


3-Pete – Gina Gershon

Round 5


3-Pete – Cameron Diaz


The Fighting McArthurs – Mila Kunis


Fear Boners – Jessica Biel


Password is Taco – Jennifer Love Hewitt


Double Ent-Andres – Milla Jovovich


Lady McArthurs – Arianny Celeste

Round 6

Lady McArthurs – Nicole Scherzinger


Double Ent-Andres – Lake Bell


Password is Taco – Angelina Jolie


Fear Boners – Jessica Simpson


The Fighting McArthurs – Kristen Bell


3-Pete – Jeri Ryan

Round 7


3-Pete – Sarah Michelle Gellar


The Fighting McArthurs – Sophia Bush


Fear Boners – Adrianne Palicki


Password is Taco – 100th Issue


Double Ent-Andres – Jamie-Lynn Sigler


Lady McArthurs – Danielle Fishel

Round 8


Lady McArthurs – Michelle Branch


Double Ent-Andres – Stacy Keibler


Password is Taco – Tara Reid


Fear Boners – Laura Prepon


The Fighting McArthurs – Christina Aguilera


3-Pete – Sarah Shahi


Check out their full teams on the next page!

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3-Pete (Pete)  

QB Carmen Electra

RB Gina Gershon

RB Lucy Lawless

WR Fergie

WR Cameron Diaz

FlexSarah Shahi

TE  Jeri Ryan

Sarah Michelle Gellar

The Fighting McArthurs (Kevin)  

QB Jessica Alba

RB Eliza Dushku

RB Elisha Cuthbert

WR Audrina Patridge

WR  Mila Kunis

Flex Kristen Bell

TE Sophia Bush

Christina Aguilera

Fear Boners (Ruxin)  

QB Tyra Banks

RB JWoww

RB Kelly Monaco

WR  Shannon Elizabeth

WR  Jessica Biel

FlexAdrianne Palicki

TE Jessica Simpson

Laura Prepon

Password is Taco (Taco)  

QB  Lindsay Lohan

RB Tara Reid

RB Amber Heard

WR Shakira

WR Angelina Jolie

Flex 100th Issue

TE  Jennifer Love Hewitt

Alice Eve

Double Ent-Andres (Andre)  

QB  Anna Kournikova

RB  Milla Jovovich

RB  Jamie-Lynn Sigler

WR Eva Longoria

WR   Bar Refaeli

Flex Lake Bell

TE Stacy Keibler

Pamela Anderson

Lady McArthurs (Jenny)  

QB Beyonce

RB Danielle Fishel

RB Arianny Celeste

WR  Hilary Duff

WR  Nicole Scherzinger

Flex  Amanda Bynes

TE  Megan Fox

Michelle Branch

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