“The League’s” Maxim Cover Girl Fantasy Draft

The funniest people in Fantasy Football pick a different kind of Fantasy team.

(Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting Company)

Tuck your fear-boners into your waistband, holster your nagintas, turn off (turn around?) your MyFace pages, and pay attention, because the Fantasy Football pros who are the cast of The League have graced us with their picks. No, not their Fantasy Football picks. The cast has taken all the beauties to ever grace Maxim’s cover and carved their own teams out of the hottest ladies in the land, and we’re sharing them with you. Drink it in, shitsippers. 

Round 1

3-Pete – Fergie

The Fighting McArthurs – Jessica Alba

Fear Boners – JWoww

Password is Taco – Lindsay Lohan

Double Ent-Andres – Anna Kournikova

Lady McArthurs – Beyonce

Round 2

Lady McArthurs – Hilary Duff

Double Ent-Andres – Eva Longoria

Password is Taco – Shakira

Fear Boners – Tyra Banks

The Fighting McArthurs – Elisha Cuthbert

3-Pete – Lucy Lawless

Round 3

3-Pete – Carmen Electra

The Fighting McArthurs – Eliza Dushku

Fear Boners – Shannon Elizabeth

Password is Taco – Alice Eve

Double Ent-Andres – Bar Refaeli

Lady McArthurs – Amanda Bynes

Round 4

Lady McArthurs – Megan Fox

Double Ent-Andres – Pamela Anderson

Password is Taco – Amber Heard

Fear Boners – Kelly Monaco

The Fighting McArthurs – Audrina Patridge

3-Pete – Gina Gershon

Round 5

3-Pete – Cameron Diaz

The Fighting McArthurs – Mila Kunis

Fear Boners – Jessica Biel

Password is Taco – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Double Ent-Andres – Milla Jovovich

Lady McArthurs – Arianny Celeste

Round 6

Lady McArthurs – Nicole Scherzinger

Double Ent-Andres – Lake Bell

Password is Taco – Angelina Jolie

Fear Boners – Jessica Simpson

The Fighting McArthurs – Kristen Bell

3-Pete – Jeri Ryan

Round 7

3-Pete – Sarah Michelle Gellar

The Fighting McArthurs – Sophia Bush

Fear Boners – Adrianne Palicki

Password is Taco – 100th Issue

Double Ent-Andres – Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Lady McArthurs – Danielle Fishel

Round 8

Lady McArthurs – Michelle Branch

Double Ent-Andres – Stacy Keibler

Password is Taco – Tara Reid

Fear Boners – Laura Prepon

The Fighting McArthurs – Christina Aguilera

3-Pete – Sarah Shahi

Check out their full teams on the next page!


3-Pete (Pete)  

QB Carmen Electra

RB Gina Gershon

RB Lucy Lawless

WR Fergie

WR Cameron Diaz

FlexSarah Shahi

TE  Jeri Ryan

Sarah Michelle Gellar

The Fighting McArthurs (Kevin)  

QB Jessica Alba

RB Eliza Dushku

RB Elisha Cuthbert

WR Audrina Patridge

WR  Mila Kunis

Flex Kristen Bell

TE Sophia Bush

Christina Aguilera

Fear Boners (Ruxin)  

QB Tyra Banks

RB JWoww

RB Kelly Monaco

WR  Shannon Elizabeth

WR  Jessica Biel

FlexAdrianne Palicki

TE Jessica Simpson

Laura Prepon

Password is Taco (Taco)  

QB  Lindsay Lohan

RB Tara Reid

RB Amber Heard

WR Shakira

WR Angelina Jolie

Flex 100th Issue

TE  Jennifer Love Hewitt

Alice Eve

Double Ent-Andres (Andre)  

QB  Anna Kournikova

RB  Milla Jovovich

RB  Jamie-Lynn Sigler

WR Eva Longoria

WR   Bar Refaeli

Flex Lake Bell

TE Stacy Keibler

Pamela Anderson

Lady McArthurs (Jenny)  

QB Beyonce

RB Danielle Fishel

RB Arianny Celeste

WR  Hilary Duff

WR  Nicole Scherzinger

Flex  Amanda Bynes

TE  Megan Fox

Michelle Branch

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