“The League’s” Maxim Cover Girl Fantasy Draft
The funniest people in Fantasy Football pick a different kind of Fantasy team.
(Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting Company)
Tuck your fear-boners into your waistband, holster your nagintas, turn off (turn around?) your MyFace pages, and pay attention, because the Fantasy Football pros who are the cast of The League have graced us with their picks. No, not their Fantasy Football picks. The cast has taken all the beauties to ever grace Maxim’s cover and carved their own teams out of the hottest ladies in the land, and we’re sharing them with you. Drink it in, shitsippers.
Round 1
3-Pete – Fergie
The Fighting McArthurs – Jessica Alba
Fear Boners – JWoww
Password is Taco – Lindsay Lohan
Double Ent-Andres – Anna Kournikova
Lady McArthurs – Beyonce
Round 2
Lady McArthurs – Hilary Duff
Double Ent-Andres – Eva Longoria
Password is Taco – Shakira
Fear Boners – Tyra Banks
The Fighting McArthurs – Elisha Cuthbert
3-Pete – Lucy Lawless
Round 3
3-Pete – Carmen Electra
The Fighting McArthurs – Eliza Dushku
Fear Boners – Shannon Elizabeth
Password is Taco – Alice Eve
Double Ent-Andres – Bar Refaeli
Lady McArthurs – Amanda Bynes
Round 4
Lady McArthurs – Megan Fox
Double Ent-Andres – Pamela Anderson
Password is Taco – Amber Heard
Fear Boners – Kelly Monaco
The Fighting McArthurs – Audrina Patridge
3-Pete – Gina Gershon
Round 5
3-Pete – Cameron Diaz
The Fighting McArthurs – Mila Kunis
Fear Boners – Jessica Biel
Password is Taco – Jennifer Love Hewitt
Double Ent-Andres – Milla Jovovich
Lady McArthurs – Arianny Celeste
Round 6
Lady McArthurs – Nicole Scherzinger
Double Ent-Andres – Lake Bell
Password is Taco – Angelina Jolie
Fear Boners – Jessica Simpson
The Fighting McArthurs – Kristen Bell
3-Pete – Jeri Ryan
Round 7
3-Pete – Sarah Michelle Gellar
The Fighting McArthurs – Sophia Bush
Fear Boners – Adrianne Palicki
Password is Taco – 100th Issue
Double Ent-Andres – Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Lady McArthurs – Danielle Fishel
Round 8
Lady McArthurs – Michelle Branch
Double Ent-Andres – Stacy Keibler
Password is Taco – Tara Reid
Fear Boners – Laura Prepon
The Fighting McArthurs – Christina Aguilera
3-Pete – Sarah Shahi
Check out their full teams on the next page!
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3-Pete (Pete)
QB Carmen Electra
RB Gina Gershon
RB Lucy Lawless
WR Fergie
WR Cameron Diaz
FlexSarah Shahi
TE Jeri Ryan
K Sarah Michelle Gellar
The Fighting McArthurs (Kevin)
QB Jessica Alba
RB Eliza Dushku
RB Elisha Cuthbert
WR Audrina Patridge
WR Mila Kunis
Flex Kristen Bell
TE Sophia Bush
K Christina Aguilera
Fear Boners (Ruxin)
QB Tyra Banks
RB JWoww
RB Kelly Monaco
WR Shannon Elizabeth
WR Jessica Biel
FlexAdrianne Palicki
TE Jessica Simpson
K Laura Prepon
Password is Taco (Taco)
QB Lindsay Lohan
RB Tara Reid
RB Amber Heard
WR Shakira
WR Angelina Jolie
Flex 100th Issue
TE Jennifer Love Hewitt
K Alice Eve
Double Ent-Andres (Andre)
QB Anna Kournikova
RB Milla Jovovich
RB Jamie-Lynn Sigler
WR Eva Longoria
WR Bar Refaeli
Flex Lake Bell
TE Stacy Keibler
K Pamela Anderson
Lady McArthurs (Jenny)
QB Beyonce
RB Danielle Fishel
RB Arianny Celeste
WR Hilary Duff
WR Nicole Scherzinger
Flex Amanda Bynes
TE Megan Fox
K Michelle Branch
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