"Oh, come on," say all frustrated men, everywhere.
Today is a day that mankind has long feared would come, so to speak. Men are officially an endangered species: we are no longer needed now that women have taken an evolutionary step that pretty much makes us useless globs of mass that take up space, the Zunes of the animal kingdom. Jaiya, a sexologist and author of the dubiously-titled "How-To" book, Blow Each Other Away, appeared on Joy Behar's show on Current and proved to women around the world that it is possible for them to have an orgasm just by thinking about it. She even showed Joy a demonstration of how her brain telepathically communicates with her vagina by giving herself a "joy buzzer" live on the air (don't worry, that phrase doesn't mean Joy was involved in creating the orgasm, although we apologize for the image that creates in your mind).