Meet ‘Korean Hulk’, The Megarich Bodybuilder Who Is Getting Cozy With Lindsay Lohan

This might be match made in heaven.

The massive Korean bodybuilder, powerlifter and arm-wrestler Je-Yong Ha has a lot of nicknames. Some people call him the Korean Hulk (not to be confused with the Iranian Hulk), because each of his arms and legs are the size of Lou Ferrigno’s entire body.

Others apparently call him the Korean Dan Bilzerian because of his lavish lifestyle and fondness for showing it off Instagram. There’a shot of him blowing tons of money on Impressionist painting, several photos of him eating food covered in gold flakes and of course, tons of ultra-luxury vacation shots.

And at least one person calls him “baby,” and it sure looks like that person is Lindsay Lohan

Rumors linking the the Korean Hulk and the 31-year-old actress cropped up over the weekend but a “source close to Lohan” shot those down in a comment to Vanity Fair. “Lol they are 100% not dating at all. They’re just friends,” that person told VF.

Not sure what Lohan is waiting for. Je-Yong Ha is supposedly a billionaire, at least according to some extremely sketchy sources online. Even if that’s not true, the guy clearly lives a life that anyone would envy, especially a former child star who’s not working much these days.

Some advice for Lindsay. Lock this massive dude down. That way, when he inevitably over-inflates and his blimp-like body explodes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s, she’ll get all his money, and his plane.