Maxim’s Best Bits [1/20–1/24]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of January 20.



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Girls With Art

Welcome to the Museum of Sexy. These ladies are Maxim‘s version of a masterpiece!

On Heels Of DUI Arrest, Our Psychic Predicts Justin Bieber’s Next Stupid Moves

Look into your crystal ball and belieb….

How to Talk to Your Parents About Captain & Tennille’s Divorce

This won’t be easy for Mom and Dad, so please follow these five simple steps.

6 Movies That Are Giving Us Blue Balls

Seriously, how long do we have to wait for Jurassic Park 4?

The Girl’s Guide To Using Male Sex Toys

Our sex expert looks at the ways you and your girlfriend can play in a whole new way.

Your Guide to the Internet’s Best Richard Sherman Memes

With apologies to Erin Andrews.

The 5 Least Convincing Russian Accents In Movie History

Here’s hoping Kenneth Branagh’s Russian baddie in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit sounds better than these guys.



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