Maxim’s Best Bits [2/10–2/14]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of February 10.

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Valentine’s Day Advice from Maxim‘s Hometown Hotties

Have V-Day questions? These sexy ladies have advice that’ll guarantee you won’t mess up the big day.

5 Services To Make You Less Lonely On Valentine’s Day

We’re here to spare you from your impending misery and tears this February 14th. You’re welcome!

The Weirdest Olympic Events in Video Games

Why watch live ski jumping from Sochi in 2014 when you can go cross-country skiing in a video game from 1991 instead?

How to Talk to Your Grandma About Shirley Temple’s Death

This won’t be easy for the old gal, so please follow these five simple steps.

Who’s Tougher: The Jean-Claude Van Damme Edition

It’s The Expendables 2‘s Jean Vilain vs. Welcome To The Jungle‘s Storm Rothchild!

Girls of the 2014 Winter Olympics

Get to know some of the athletic babes pining for Olympic gold at Sochi.

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