Maxim’s Best Bits [2/17–2/21]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of February 17.

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Girls On Rocky Ground

These ladies had better watch their step!

Porn Star Heidi Van Horny To Sleep With 23 Men for Her 23rd Birthday

Which is a lot more memorable than anything we did for ours. Or did, ever.

6 Reasons Why Being Rich is Stupid

Unless you want to give us some money. Then it’s great.

Trailer Breakdown: Guardians Of The Galaxy

It’s that movie full of superheroes you’ve never heard of! Let’s see what we can figure out from the brand-new trailer.

The “Rich Dicks” Join a Special Club in this Exclusive Clip from Kroll Show

Warning: This is not for the squeamish.

7 People Who Use a Treadmill Better Than You

Sick of trying to get in shape? These guys figured out how to get the most out of their treadmills.

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