Maxim’s Best Bits [2/24–2/28]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of February 24.

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Girls Talking About Guys

These ladies are ready to tell you how to get into their, um, hearts.

4 Things Cockroaches Are Good For

Maybe you should reconsider calling your exterminator…

The 7 Best Movie Fart Scenes

This week’s low-budget horror flick Silent But Deadly seems like as good a reason as any to let ‘er rip.

Fred Armisen Talks Portlandia, Late Night, & SNL

The comedian’s been busy.

Infographic: How Ferris Bueller Spent Every Minute of His Day Off

Could he have packed it all into one day? We investigate.

Predicting The Next Over-The-Hill Action Star

Liam Neeson is still tearing up the screen in Non-Stop – which past-their-prime actor will become an action icon next?

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Kiss, Make Our Dreams Come True

Two Maxim Hot 100 winners lock lips, and the Internet explodes.

The Maxim Combine

Mike Epps, Diana Falzone, Andrew W.K, and other celebs face-off in the Maxim Combine. See who wins the overall challenge!

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