Maxim’s Best Bits [2/3–2/7]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of February 3.

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Girls In Tall Grass

These wild ladies don’t mind getting a few grass stains.

Laura Vandervoort: Maxim March Cover Girl

Smallville’s supercrush is now TV’s sexiest werewolf on the new SyFy series, Bitten.

Shaun White, Journalists, and Dogs Agree: The Sochi Olympics Are Already a Disaster

You know, on top of the horrible human rights offenses.

How to Survive Without Football

Unless you’re a Bills fan. Then, just enjoy your respite.

Celebrities Talking About Poop

Everyone needs to cut the crap.

5 Little-Known Truths That Will Ruin Your Childhood

Is nothing sacred?

Crap, I’m Older Than Danny Tanner: 5 Life Lessons From Full House

After realizing he was the same age as the quintessential ’90s TV dad, our man looked to the classic sitcom for answers on navigating life after 30.

Check Out The Photos From The Maxim Big Game Weekend!

No one throws a massive, sexy two-day party like Maxim.

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