Maxim’s Best Bits [9/9-9/13]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of September 9.

Justine Goodman

Sep 13, 2013

Photographed for Maxim by Zoe McConnell | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

Girls Who Are Ready To Twerk It

Thanks to Maxim‘s Hot 100 list-topper, Miley Cyrus, twerking is so hot right now. Here are a bunch of ladies who are assuming the position!

If 10 NFL Players Were Fast Food Menu Items

With the 2013 season underway, let’s find out who’s the reliable Big Mac, and who’s the Crown Crust Cheeseburger Pizza…

Who Would You Like to See on a Maxim Cover in the Future?

Let your voice be heard!

Ike Barinholtz Talks The Mindy Project, Cult Followings, and Shaq’s Dick

We also subject him to the same 10 questions we always ask everyone.

5 Movies You Should Never See With Your Parents

Because gratuitous drugs, sex, and violence are best enjoyed without Mom and Dad.

How To Cheat A Drug Test: 5 Tips For Cleaning Up Your Pee

If you absolutely need to. You know, because someone spiked your drink. Or something.

The 5 Best Things to Happen in Slow Motion

Life in the fast lane can get a little tiring sometimes.

Dallas Cowboy DeMarcus Ware Is Back!

Catch up with the linebacker that ESPN calls “the most dynamic defender in the league right now” in this Maxim original video.

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Maxim’s Best Bits: September 2-September 6

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Maxim’s Best Bits [9/9-9/13]

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