Maxim’s Best Bits: The Holiday Edition

It’s almost Christmas, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts for the holidays.

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Girls Decking the Halls

These ladies are decking the halls with their hotness. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovely.

5 Elves You Won’t Find in Santa’s Workshop This Christmas

Not every elf is cut out for working at the North Pole – some are more suited to mass slaughter and being creepy.

What Your Relatives Will Be Getting You For Christmas (And How To React)

Because what is Christmas about if not masking bitter disappointment?

5 Superheroes Who Hate Christmas (And The 5 Reasons Why)

Sucks to be Batman, Thor, or Optimus Prime during the holidays.

And Now: Katherine Hangs Her Stockings

In a sexy video. Because, obviously.

If Other Holidays Apart From Christmas Had Their Own Songs

Why are there 10 million songs for Christmas, and none for Independence Day?

Maxim’s 2014 Hot 100 Voting is Live!

Who will be crowned the hottest woman on Earth? It’s up to you! (And that’s something to be merry about!)

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