Funny Guys Give Women the Best Orgasms, According to New Study

We’re not joking.

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Ever wondered what kind of guy gives women the best orgasms? Is it the douchey business bro? The intellectual dude who constantly talks about Voltaire? Or is it the kindhearted marshmallow who only wants to make everyone happy?

None of them, actually.

The winner of the “Who Can Give Women The Best Orgasm” contest…is the funny guy. Well, what can I say? Women love a man who can make her laugh.

In a new study published in Socioaffective Neuroscience & Psychology, 103 single women answered a series of questions on their sex lives, how often they orgasm, and what types of men they’re attracted to.

The results revealed that “how often women experienced orgasm as a result of sexual intercourse was related to their partner’s income, self-confidence, and how attractive he was. Orgasm intensity was also related to how attracted they were to their partners.”

In other words, super hot, self-confident dudes with a lot of commas in their bank accounts get women off the most.

“Those with partners who they rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms,” the study reads, suggesting the hotter you are, the better her orgasms will be.

But that’s all superficial stuff. Sure, objectively sexy men like Tom Hardy can make panties drop at the speed of light, but what about what’s on the inside? Women heavily rely on emotional factors, too, after all.

Apparently, the sexiest personality trait a man can have is a bangin’ sense of humor, and how funny a dude is can predict a woman’s “propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison to other partners.”

In fact, having a good sense of humor was rated sexier than physical appearances, which really says something.

So, if you can make her laugh, she’ll put out. Bonus points if you’re hot and rich. 

Ultimately, the study found that dudes who get women off the most possess these six key characteristics:
1. Humor
2. Attractiveness
3. Creativity
4. Emotional warmth
5. Faithfulness
6. Body odor pleasantness

To bring everything together and illustrate the findings of this study in a crystal clear manner, let me build the perfect man for you: 

Take the physical appearance of a young Marlon Brando, and give him the hilarious personality and creativity of Jimmy Fallon, the emotional warmth of a delicious bowl of cheese fondue, and the loyalty of a golden retriever. Lastly, give him a swipe of deodorant and a light spritz of Acqua Di Gio, et voilà. The ultimate orgasm machine.

But since that godly combination is basically impossible to come by (no pun intended), just work on making women laugh a little more. Crack a few jokes here and there, tell some funny stories, and you’ll be the master of orgasms in no time.