The college-based Monsters Inc. prequel is out today, so we’re educating ourselves in the ways of monstrous murderers with this gruesomely educational quiz.
TAKE THE QUIZ - THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE END!
1. Jeffrey Dahmer
Alias: The Milwaukee Cannibal
Number of kills: 17
Preferred method: Strangling, dismemberment, necrophilia, cannibalism
What did Dahmer study?
a) Introduction to sociology, psychology, and computer science, Arizona State
b) Introduction to biology, mythology, and home economics, Alabama State
c) Introduction to anthropology, classical civilization, and administrative science, at Ohio State
2. Joel Rifkin
Alias: Joel The Ripper
Number of kills: At least nine
Preferred method: Dismembering
What did Rifkin study?
a) Horticulture, at Farmingdale State College
b) Greenhouse Management, at Empire State College
c) Small Fruit And Vegetable Production, at Southern Connecticut State University
3. Michael Swango
Alias: Dr. Death
Number of kills: 60 (estimated)
Preferred method: Poisoning
What did Swango study?
a) Veterinary Medicine, at the Cornell University College Of Veterinary Medicine
b) Medicine, at the Southern Illinois University School Of Medicine
c) Dentistry, at the Midwestern University College of Dental Medicine
4. Carl Eugene Watts
Alias: The Sunday Morning Slasher
Number of kills: 100 (estimated)
Preferred method: Stabbing, strangling, bludgeoning, drowning
What Was Watts Offered?
a) Football Scholarship, at Lane College, TN
b) Basketball Scholarship, at Judson College, AL
c) Lacrosse Scholarship, at Knox College, IL
5. John Wayne Gacy
Alias: The Killer Clown
Number of kills: 33 (at least)
Preferred method: Asphyxiation, strangling
What did Gacy study?
a) Medicine, at Albany Medical College
b) Business, at Northwestern Business College
c) Clowning, at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College
6. Ted Bundy
Number of kills: At least 30
Preferred method: Bludgeoning, decapitation, necrophilia
What did Bundy study?
a) French, at American College, PA
b) Chinese, at the University of Washington
c) German, at Exeter University, Britain
7. Dennis Rader
Alias: The BTK Strangler
Number of kills: 10
Preferred method: Suffocation, strangling
What did Rader study?
a) Prison Management, at Northern State University
b) Criminal Law, at Grambling State University
c) Administration of Justice, at Wichita State University
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS!
If you got 1 – 3 correct:
Congratulations: You do not have a morbid interest in serial killers. Or further education, apparently.
If you got 4 – 6 correct:
Frankly, that’s a little weird, but hey, education is a boy’s best friend. After his mother, of course.
If you got all 7 correct:
We feel very, very sorry for your college roommate. Or what’s left of them.