It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of April 8-12.
Don’t Make Me Get the Hose: A Girl Gallery
They really don't want to have to get the hose, but they will.
Ashley Tisdale: Maxim’s May Cover Star!
We finally understand why people liked High School Musical so much...
Dogs Wearing Pantyhose
The latest Internet craze to sweep China is arguably wrong, and definitely hilarious.
Scientists Explain Why You’re Lazy
It's your parents' fault! Although to be fair, blaming them is pretty lazy if you ask us.
Tom Arnold on Why Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched in the Nose
Not that we needed an explanation, but ok.
The Most Irritating “Deep Tweets” About the Season Premiere of Mad Men
Watching Mad Men doesn't make you smart. Take note, Game of Thrones fans.
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