Maxim’s Best Bits [7/8-7/12]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of July 8.

Girls Who Want a Foot Massage

Sometimes, being super-hot can take a major toll on the feet. Or so we’ve heard.

Pacific Rim and 10 Other Movies that Sound Like Sex Moves

Anyone want to take a guess as to what a Bangkok Knockout might involve?

4 Annoying Types of People (Who Science Says Will Outlive You)

The fifth type was “people who write list features for Maxim,” but we didn’t have space for it.

Interview: Jason Biggs

The American Pie star talks Netflix, Ninja Turtles, and having “great anal control.” He also answers the same 10 questions we always ask everyone.

Breaking Amish Star Kate Stoltzfus Talks to GMA About Posing for Maxim

They say you never forget your first Amish model.

@DadBoner’s Top 5 Vacation Spots

The hilarious Twitter sensation (whose real name is Karl Welzein) shares his best spots for cool vibes this summer.

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Bob Saget

Like, he and Uncle Jesse once saved a woman’s life.

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Maxim’s Best Bits: June 14-June 28

Maxim’s Best Bits: June 17-June 21