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Van Halen's brown M&Ms are peanuts compared to this sh*t.
"I can't remember a day since I got out of college when I wasn't boozing or had a spliff..."
"Aren’t you sick of hearing and reading about me?! LOL"
Say hello to J-Rod.
'Movies are not difficult. Send your son to Iraq--that's difficult.'
"Nap time=The Best Time."
Colton Underwood may be a free agent, but he's still scoring.
"I’ve always been a very sexual person."