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February 26, 2018

‘Simpsons’ Writer Lights Up Ted Cruz for Comparing Democrats to Lisa Simpson

"I think Ted's the one who could use a pacifier in his mouth."
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September 12, 2017

Ted Cruz Liked A NSFW Porn Scene on Twitter, and The Internet Had a Freakin’ Field Day

His excuse is priceless...
March 30, 2016

This Is the Best Photo of the 2016 Presidential Campaign So Far

Somebody give this kid a medal.
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February 26, 2016

Too Many People Believe That Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

It's not funny anymore.