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"I won't smoosh anything I don't want to."
Give your Wookie a little nookie.
But really, who's surprised?
You know you're curious.
That's one way to get VIP access.
We talked to the woman behind the machine.
Tell your friends.
The answer might surprise you.
The show of a lifetime is just a few days away, and we want you all to get laid.
This tattooed vixen tells all.