“Let’s all acknowledge that Chevy Chase is the true hero of Christmas.”
Violators could face on-the-spot fines.
Somebody’s gotta test these things.
Unsheath your swords.
Perhaps porn can accomplish with Bruce Springsteen can’t.
Just in case what constitutes “smoking” on planes was hazy.
A porn rep even compared condoms to hazmat suits.
No boners unless your wife approves.
What a world we live in.
See you in court.