The soccer superstar’s press conference stunt has savaged Coke’s bottom line.
The true-life tale is based on a Florida Man’s quest for a mysterious buried cache of cocaine.
“Glorifying drug addiction and joking about it through your presentation methods is really stupid and insensitive.”
There’s a LOT of cocaine in that trunk.
“My use over the past two decades has, in fact, been quite infrequent.”
Money isn’t holding back.
The one-time Mr. California also used steroids for 27 years.
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Kijuana Nige says she released video of the cocaine coach to reveal “inequalities in the system.”
He was, of course, the offensive LINE coach.