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"I just can't explain it, it's a real mystery. The top was firmly attached."
"I apologize to my colleagues and the listeners for being a total idiot."
"Anyone else out there single and want to be my valentine?"
The Flying Tomato is a living legend.
The internet is going crazy for this talented Russian hottie.
They're bringing the heat to the Winter Games.
When it comes to being horny, they all deserve a gold medal.
They get the gold in horniness.
The I.O.C. declared the team will not be welcome in Pyeongchang, South Korea.
It's WAY sexier than curling.